Is it legal to....?

I come across some LAWS that may not be excerised these days, but they are funny nonetheless.... thought I'd share em with ya!!!

1. It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. (as opposed to "really" having sex with a buffalo?)

2. Females are forbidden to do their own hair without being lisenced from the state.

3. Dogs must have a permit signed by the major in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

4. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of anothers hamburger.

5. It is illegal to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

6. It is illegal to have the hind legs of a farm animal in your boots.

7. people who make funny faces at dogs may be fined/jailed.

8. Oral sex is a misdemenor and is punishable by one year in jail and/or a $2500.00 fine.

9. It is illegal to wear your boots in bed.

10. Tissues are not to be found in the back of ones car.

11. The law provides that a teacher who bobs her hair will not get a raise.

12. A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month.

13. Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

14. Dogs may not bark after 6 p.m.

15. It is illegal to walk ones cow down main street after 1:00 p.m. on Sunday.

16. It is illegal to wear fake mustaches in church.

17. Bugers may not be flicked in the wind.

18. You may not have an ice cream cone in the back of your pants pocket.

19. No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

20. Any misdeamenor commited while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

21. Donkeys can not sleep in a bathtub.

22. You may not have more than two dildos in your house.

23. A decree declares anyone caught with soap in public must wash himself until it is all used up.

24. It is illegal for any man or women over the age of 18 years old to have less than 1 missing tooth visible while smiling.

25. Women may not drive while wearing a housecoat.

Yay... I got my SWAP stuff... this is sooo fun!!!

I have been looking foward to this for weeks now... I got my swap stuff in today! I was so excited I could barely contain myself!!! ;)

All my thanks for Jennifer- jhalmes@blogspot.com

I absolutely see why these are your favorite items! They have easily become mine!

I have been tagged....

Ok... so I've been tagged... thanks for Miss Laura Lee.... ourkidsmyhusbandourfamily


Ok here are the rules...
#1. Mention the persons name who tagged you
#2. Post your list of 8's
#3. Tag 8 bloggers

8 favorite yummy foods...
1. anything chinese
2. strawberry filled bagels
3. anything mexican
4. chips n dip
5. strawberry cheesecake
6. green chile enchaladas
7. Fruity Pebbles
8. HOMEMADE DOUGHNUTS... ( them are YUUUUMMMMY)

8 things I cherish
1. my kids
2. my family (mom, sisters..)
3. Steven
4. my FRIENDS
5. my jeep
6. my technology
7. my makeup products...
8. my patience

8 ways to kill time
1. Wii (thank you baby jesus for wii)
2. facebook
3. myspace
4. blogger
5. read
6. talk to my peeps
7. sleep
8. twitter

8 shows I watch
1. american idol
2. charmed
3. greys anatomy
4. big brother
5. bones
6. jackass
7. snapped
8. GMA


8 things to do before I die
1. bungee jump
2. get rich
3. watch my kids graduate from college
4. watch my kids get married
5. have granchildren
6. redecorate my whole house
7. finish college
8. be happy


8 ways to make me happy
1. be funny
2. feed me (lol)
3. my kids being happy
4. my family being proud of me
5. my kids being good at school
6. having Landen
7. my house being clean
8. being with friends

Crazy kids.... crazy friends... crazy steven.... my life is CRAZY!!!

Well, Laura has been after me for not blogging so much... i'm just like... ugh what to say? And here I am.. staring at the cursor blinking... LMFAO!! I just got done reading Laura's blog about our Friday Lunch at Chedders.... OMG so so so embarrassing.. (sp?) I will never do anything HUMILIATING while Laura has her phone out again... omg! I guess anyone that knows me knows I'm rarely at a loss for words... lol!! But here ya go Laura, heres a lil blog for ya... I love ya! MUAH