Is it legal to....?

I come across some LAWS that may not be excerised these days, but they are funny nonetheless.... thought I'd share em with ya!!!

1. It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. (as opposed to "really" having sex with a buffalo?)

2. Females are forbidden to do their own hair without being lisenced from the state.

3. Dogs must have a permit signed by the major in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

4. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of anothers hamburger.

5. It is illegal to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

6. It is illegal to have the hind legs of a farm animal in your boots.

7. people who make funny faces at dogs may be fined/jailed.

8. Oral sex is a misdemenor and is punishable by one year in jail and/or a $2500.00 fine.

9. It is illegal to wear your boots in bed.

10. Tissues are not to be found in the back of ones car.

11. The law provides that a teacher who bobs her hair will not get a raise.

12. A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month.

13. Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

14. Dogs may not bark after 6 p.m.

15. It is illegal to walk ones cow down main street after 1:00 p.m. on Sunday.

16. It is illegal to wear fake mustaches in church.

17. Bugers may not be flicked in the wind.

18. You may not have an ice cream cone in the back of your pants pocket.

19. No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

20. Any misdeamenor commited while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

21. Donkeys can not sleep in a bathtub.

22. You may not have more than two dildos in your house.

23. A decree declares anyone caught with soap in public must wash himself until it is all used up.

24. It is illegal for any man or women over the age of 18 years old to have less than 1 missing tooth visible while smiling.

25. Women may not drive while wearing a housecoat.